Sixaxis upgraded to breast-wobbling tool

We have seen the future, and it contains b008i3s.

By Edwin Evans-Thirlwell, September 17, 2009

After years of painful trial and error, somebody’s finally justified the existence of Sony’s motion-sensing Sixaxis controller. Somebody besides thatgamecompany, anyway. Behold: in Tecmo’s Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2, you get to throw female chest artillery around by bouncing up and down on the sofa.

The above trailer is a thing of elegance and sophistication, and I must now suddenly retire to the bathroom with some olive oil and hand towels.

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